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Bangled, Tangled, Spangled and Spahettied

I’m talkin about HAIR! Long, beautiful hair…falling out of my head.  

Reason #245 babies are cute and lovey: So you won’t obsess over your post-partum hair loss. 

You look at my hair wrong and 10 strands fall to the ground.  With the amount of hair left in my brush, my shower drain and my baby’s diaper I could knit a sweater.

*light bulb*

You’re all getting sweaters next Christmas. Surprise!  

I wish I was exaggerating.  It was very hard for me to refrain from providing photographic proof of this phenomenon. Um, of my hair brush.  Not the diaper.  It doesn’t help that my hair is the longest it has ever been in my entire life.  Lots of hair at great lengths.  It’s just weird.  Just when I think “okay, that must be it” I run my hands through it one last time to come out with my fingers sewn together by strands and strands of hair. {gross} Will I go bald?  Nah.  I will just have a thin ponytail and annoying baby hairs that will make me look like I have men’s sideburns.  

One solution would be to cut it all off.  Cut it short, short, short. I’m talking pixie cut. Pixie cuts are cute.  On pixies.  

Would I trade my adorable chunky baby for a head full of thicker hair? Well, of course not. This is just another one of those things that other women conveniently forget to tell you about when you are gushing about becoming a momma. 

Consider this my {grody} PSA.

Love,peace & {thinning} hair grease,

Balding in Bethlehem