Is there something red on my neck?
Who has two chickadees under 3 years old?
We do.
Who eats out way more than they should given they have two small children to wrangle?
We do.
Who has an 8 month old who, for the last week, has been teething like it is her job only allowing us to get a good night’s sleep every other night if we’re lucky and making meal times reminiscent of a horror film?
We do.
Who had ribs for supper last night and in a fit of desperation proceeded to give the mad teething baby a clean rib bone to chew on in the middle of a restaurant for the sake of our sanity?
I so totally did. And she so totally loved it. You’ll just have to take my word for it as I was too busy enjoying the rest of my ribs to take a photo.
And, we made it out of the restaurant before someone called child services.
Red or not, that right there is parenting success!
9 months ago